hugealienpie:

subbieblackgrl:

an-amusing-gentleman:

How to.

I love this. 

I don’t know why this amuses me so much.

hugealienpie:

subbieblackgrl:

an-amusing-gentleman:

How to.

I love this. 

I don’t know why this amuses me so much.

aurelieclaire:

Double arm work selfie. #me #work #itssoslowtoday

aurelieclaire:

Double arm work selfie. #me #work #itssoslowtoday

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

kalikukos:

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

slam DUNK

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:

  1. Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months
  2. Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16

  3. Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13

  4. Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18

  5. Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10

scoobydoobooty:

Update pakistan; 
1. They are stopping people from giving blood to protestors who are bleeding out
2. They are forcing doctors not to report number of deaths and injuries
3. They have hit people with real steel bullets instead of rubber one’s
4. They are sending severely injured people home without giving them proper treatment

snorlaxatives:

it’s like 700 degrees i’m sweaty i’m a good person i don’t deserve this

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.